Cult Classics On DVD!

T.V. Time-Out #15: He's Back.

2009-09-14T23:07:00.002-05:00

Journey To The Center of the Earth (2008)

2009-03-09T21:25:00.006-05:00

Aftermath 08

2009-02-16T23:24:00.003-05:00

Iron Man (2008)

2008-10-28T20:57:00.004-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #14.1: Debate 08

2008-10-04T21:56:00.003-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #14: Debate 08

2008-09-28T21:13:00.003-05:00

Hiatus

2008-09-20T20:25:00.001-05:00

Pretty Woman (1990)

2008-07-17T22:45:00.003-05:00

Cloverfield (2008)

2008-05-28T23:44:00.003-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #13: The New Adventures of Old Christine

2008-04-04T23:08:00.003-05:00

Juno (2007)

2008-03-15T20:35:00.003-05:00

When Natalie Portman Speaks:

2008-02-26T15:16:00.015-05:00

"Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts."

Hotel Chevalier (2007)

2008-02-22T23:02:00.002-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #12: Astrospies

2008-02-17T21:18:00.003-05:00

Dune (1984)

2008-02-07T23:54:00.000-05:00

"Tell me of your homeland."

Not this year . . .

2008-02-04T00:40:00.000-05:00

Punch-Drunk Love (2002)

2008-01-27T23:35:00.001-05:00

The Last Picture Show (1971)

2008-01-18T00:48:00.000-05:00

But momma it's a sin if you're not married, isn't it?

The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

2007-12-30T21:08:00.000-05:00

"This is where you chose to become Jason Bourne."

Knocked Up (2007)

2007-11-28T23:13:00.000-05:00

The Patriots are now 9-0!!

2007-11-04T23:15:00.000-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #11

2007-10-26T20:48:00.000-05:00

2007-10-24T23:33:00.000-05:00

T.V. Time-Out #10

2007-09-24T22:57:00.000-05:00

High School Musical 2_Part 1

2007-09-13T21:18:00.000-05:00

The Thing (1982)

2007-08-27T23:35:00.000-05:00

NewTube: Ice Road Truckers

2007-08-20T23:10:00.000-05:00

Film Review: Jaws

2007-08-14T21:58:00.000-05:00

He's Back!!

2007-08-04T21:56:00.000-05:00

An Inconvenient Truth

2007-07-26T23:40:00.000-05:00

Review: Basic Instinct 2

2007-06-23T23:39:00.001-05:00

Review: Lost In Translation

2007-06-06T22:35:00.000-05:00

What did you watch?

2007-05-22T21:57:00.001-05:00

The French New Wave

2007-05-10T21:06:00.000-05:00

Current Rental: The 400 Blows

2007-05-09T14:53:00.000-05:00

Review: The Good Shepherd

2007-04-27T20:59:00.000-05:00

Review: The Mothman Prophecies

2007-04-22T23:06:00.000-05:00

Spring Brings A New Look

2007-04-21T12:03:00.000-05:00

Hot Site #3

2007-04-15T22:37:00.000-05:00

This is a design test.

Now Playing #4

2007-04-13T14:26:00.000-05:00

I am in the arduous task of cleaning out my attic, which had become a giant place for things uncertain. What a bunch of crap! But it has yielded some pictures of old girlfriends and a box of rock albums. And this was sitting on top.

Hot Site #2

2007-04-12T12:48:00.000-05:00

Stumbled upon spaceweather.com quite a while ago and I find it quite amazing. One would not normally think of outer space as having weather, but it does. The sun affects so much of our life here on earth, but also keeps our solor system in perpetual motion, too. This site monitors these solar events, and features some amazing viewer contributed photos. Check it out, it has some neat stuff! (There's a link to the right.)

Borat

2007-04-10T21:43:00.000-05:00

One of the first things that I realized after seeing this DVD, is that Sacha Cohen is still walking. That is, when one watches this movie, it is amazing he finished it safely. He pissed alot of people off. Most of you are aware of his character Borat Sagdiyev, the Kazakhstani journalist that gets to travel to the USA. (Cultural Learnings of America, yada, yada yada.) And on the surface, this film is rather crude. I point this out only because, through the tears running down my face from laughing so hard, I must be objective. But it's also quite insightful. And I think Cohen draws from past comedians is such a way, that the film at times almost becomes a tribute.

For instance, if I was to pick an original source for the premise of Borat himself, I would submit Steve Martin's "wild and crazy guy!" from the early SNL years. Cohen also uses clever mannerisms akin to Charles Chaplin. There are scenes where Borat has become despondent over being abandoned by his travel companion and producer Azamat Bagatov. And when he finally meets-up with Azamat in LA, he finds him disguised as Chaplin!

But it's Lenny Bruce that Cohen is really trying to channel. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce) Sacha Cohen has created Borat not so much to mock Eastern Europe, but rather to suggest we mirror them. And while Borat unbashedly embraces intolerence, the film suggests the rest of us pretend intolerance doesn't exist. (Imus, are you reading this?)

In another life, Sacha Cohen would teach a foreign language at some local high school. A geeky, tall guy that understands the codes that govern verse. In this life he's a sage. Big recommend.

Kidnapped

2007-04-06T21:53:00.000-05:00

This adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's 1886 novel of the same name is one of the reasons I hold PBS in such high esteem. It often takes a modest production budget to fully allow great actors to shine. I dare not think what would happen if this cast was forced to act in competition against a barrage of Hollywood special effects. Let me quote direct from the PBS website:

"The boy at the center of this swashbuckling adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped, an epic tale of triumph over adversity, is fifteen-year-old Davie Balfour.

In an effort to claim his inheritance -- the House of Shaws, a great landed estate -- Davie finds himself trapped on a ship and headed for slavery in the New World. But thanks to the intervention of a swashbuckling highlander, Alan Breck, Davie eludes his captors and joins Breck on a wild flight through the Scottish highlands, pursued by notoriously ruthless English bounty hunters.

On a quest for justice, through perilous encounters with friend and foe, Davie gradually learns about the difference between right and wrong. But there are still difficult moral decisions to be made, right up until the story's final, enthralling chapter...

Iain Glen (Kingdom of Heaven, Wives & Daughters) stars as the legendary Scottish rebel Alan Breck, with James Anthony Pearson as Davie Balfour. Also appearing are Adrian Dunbar (The Crying Game) as Davie's loathsome Uncle Ebenezer and Kirstin Coulter Smith as Catriona, a crack-shot Highland lass who wins Davie's heart."

Iain Glen is particularily great. An actor's actor so to speak. This adaptation originally aired in October 2005. If you get a chance to watch, please do. It's very good.

Hot Site #1

2007-04-05T13:29:00.000-05:00

As our hearts and spirits turn to the delightful season of spring, so does the swimming season. And what better way to get one's mind around the approaching season, then with the purchase of new swimwear. For you ladies in the market for a new suit, may I direct you to the unique and tantalizing line being offered at wickedweasel.com. Nobody will accuse wickedweasel of using too much fabric in their products. They're fun, attractive, and allow unrestricted flow of the body. Whether it be on the beach, in the water, or back behind some secluded dunes. Check out their link on the right.

T.V. Time-Out #9

2007-04-01T22:05:00.000-05:00

I must confess. Yes, I have turned to my blog to make a confession. Actually a couple. First, I am solidly hooked on CNBC. This is what I have become. This is me. Today. If I am hanging in my house, and it's a business day, I got "the first in business" on the tube. With the live market reports, business perspectives, and trader analysis, this stuff gets me going. This network has a rather long history, first emerging on cable in 1988. I've only recently discovered it, since I am relatively new to cable. But once they introduced the "Million Dollar Challange" I was indeed hooked.

What's the "Million Dollar Challange" you ask? Why only the coolest contest in the world. You sign-up @ cnbc.com and they give you $1,000,000 of play money and let you trade and sell stocks. It lasts for 10 weeks, with one winner each week. (And a grand winner after that.) I got in the game the second or third week and tomorrow it enters the fifth week. (I think.) Each player is allowed 40 trades a day. The funny thing is, I've only traded about 18 times total!! And I am ranked in the top 18% with about a 5% return on the pretend cash!! It's really fun and there are about 450,000 contestants currently playing.

And then there is Erin Burnett. Opps, my stock is rising. Excuse me.

James Bond: For Real

2007-03-28T21:46:00.000-05:00

Okay, do I have to admit Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever? I know. I know. You gals love him. And I will admit to being pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed Casino Royale. I may even rent it again. (But it's no "From Russia With Love" my friends. Rent that classic, and then we'll talk.)

With that said, did anyone get a chance to check out the bonus disc? It has a rather excellent documentary titled: "James Bond: For Real," and it kicks some serious ass. Running around 30 minutes in length, it details the action scenes from the film in a rather precise and deliberate fashion, without becoming boring. Each action sequence is complete with cast interviews, explaining the production crew's planning and testing of each stunt. We get to see how camera placement adds to the needed deception of modern special effects. (Forget blue screen, it's green screen, baby!)

Another cool aspect of this short is the video tap of the actual stunts. Video taps are viewed by the director shortly after each take, to determine what film footage actually gets developed. A rather recent technological development, it involves a video camera built into the motion picture camera that "duplicates" the film shot and allows the director to decide what actually will make it to the editor. In the old days, everything shot was developed, a rather costly engagement. But now directors can review the video, make selects and save on production costs. In the case of this documentary, the video taps are carefully edited into each scene, giving the viewer a rather engaging perspective into the world of filmmaking.

Now Playing #3

2007-03-02T00:53:00.000-05:00

Wow.

Salute!!

2007-02-26T01:13:00.000-05:00

A huge congratulations to Martin Scorsese!

Great Guide #1

2007-02-12T00:02:00.000-05:00

I feel a bit embarrassed when I visit some of my buddy bloggers, and see how well read they are. I do read, but it's always tech magazines, business magazines, the newspaper, etc. I haven't touched a work of fiction in years! My source of fantasy is the DVD. But there is something quite relaxing about books. A novel forces one to create the places and people that start with simple words on a page. And a good novel is hard to put down. I do remember that feeling.

When I find myself actually in a bookstore, the travel section is my favorite area. I am a bit of a travel guide critic. There are tons of them out there, but few shine. First, I think all travel books should be printed on color stock. What's with these paperback pulp things?! Three pages into it and I am like, where? What? Why? Don't want to go there because you've bored the shit out of me. Europe on forty bucks a day? Just stay home. (Believe me, I am frugal. But one also should contribute a little something to the local economy. I ain't going to Paris to sleep in a youth hostel, people.)

And these guides should be filled with the best photography money can buy. How can you sell a location to someone without nice photos? People that travel know the destination is always going to look different then the photo. But the photo whets your appetite and actually gets your ass packing a bag.

The Scotland Visitor Guide may be the perfect travel guide. It was discovered out of frustration one day. While visiting the locally owned book store, (when I say local, I mean four towns away, folks!) I found myself in the travel section randomly pulling travels guides off the shelf in search of one that was mildly interesting. I had worked my way through several countries when I pulled this gem off the shelf. Wow!

Much of it may have to do with the fact that is was written by the editors of Colin Baxter Photography. But it has the most stunning shots of a country I always thought might be just mildly interesting. Fantastic photos. They break the country into 14 areas, with each chapter asigned a different color. This color scheme allows for easy search, as the color is bled to the edge of the page. One can open up to whatever area of choice quickly and easily.

The attractions, which seem to be more numerous than the actual citizens, are numbered and can be located on a map at the beginning of each chapter. The attractions also have symbols to describe the ammenities. While this is nothing new, the way the book is designed is both handsome and practical. And the $20 price tag can't be beat. It is the ultimate guide to Scotland's attractions.

TV Time-Out #8

2007-02-06T00:35:00.000-05:00

SuperBowl 41 is now history, and the dreaded Colts are the champions. For those folks that watched, and there were plenty of us, it was a pretty good game. The Colts are an amazing team, well-coached with tremendous skill. Manning irritates me due simply to his endless product endorsements. What won't he sell? The Bears were the underdogs. But the real bummer was Grossman, a talented, but grossly undisciplined quarterback. He's gonna throw the ball when he wants to throw the ball, even if it is to a Colts player. Oh well. Tom Brady he ain't.

Other highlights include Adam V's missed field goal. While he still gets to walk away with his fourth SuperBowl ring, we don't have to hear how he has never missed a Championship kick again. Let him have the fourth ring. If it means he loses that stat, it's a fair trade.

And what about that Prince dude. Never really understood his attraction as a young punkster, but his halftime show was kick-ass!! These things have a tendency to really suck. But this was like a freakin' light show, with nice sound, great music and real precipitation during Purple Rain. (And he did a Foo Fighters cover!!)

Well done, dude previously know as a symbol.

Now Playing #2

2007-02-02T23:54:00.000-05:00

Bryan Ferry remains the ultimate Lounge Lizard, the smooth operator that was the driving force behind Roxy Music in the 1970's and early 1980's. I may actually have all his stuff. Too bad there isn't an easy way to get vinyl onto an iPod. Frantic was released in 2002, and has some decent covers and great originals.

Shades Of Grey #3

2007-01-26T21:03:00.000-05:00

Well, ABC regained it's senses, and rewarded us fans with a new episode January 11. Networks often seem to reward our loyalty with production stoppage. My theory is that they think a hit show can be used to spawn additional hits. For instance, is it my imagination, or do networks schedule popular show between obvious flops? They hope we will come early, and stay late, eventually becoming hooked on all three. But us coolsters know how to work the remote, or TIVO. We thus avoid the shitty shows and ultimately watch just what we want. Networks now drop their hit shows, stretch them out, and/or repeat them. (I guess it's just too much work for ABC to carry all that ad revenue to the bank!) ABC did this repeatedly with Lost. Stretch out the episodes, leave the viewers, the fans, hanging with repeats, a lack of episodes, etc. Now they can't get anybody to watch it! ABC keeps running ads for Lost claiming 11 new episodes! No repeats! All new! But all ABC hears is the echo of their own pandering. Nobody cares anymore. Except the bean counters.

Which brings me back to Grey's Anatomy. It took the show's writers three episodes to accomplish what could've been accomplished in two. The show's holiday hiatus ended with the first returning Grey's episode being fluff. A bunch of uncomfortable scenarios, while humorous, served only to refresh us to the previous storyline. Blah, blah, blah. The second new episode was centered around George's father being removed from life support and passing on. And frankly his character, played by George Dzundza, was one of the most sincere and endearing this season. Maybe they should have taken Dr. Isaiah Washington off from life support and kept Mr. Dzundza on the show!!

So by the time this month's third episode came rolling around, I had fears that Grey's Anatomy was over. Like my beloved Patriots against the over-hyped Colts, the forces of greed had won. They had killed another winner. But not all was lost! The signs of life came in the fourth quarter. Most specifically was the shallow in-fighting among the resident doctors for the Chief's position. And Alex confronting Addison about their would-be kiss and how she had been avoiding him. (Why do you women treat us men as sex objects, anyways? We have feelings, too!) His explanation that he felt pressured by her to go along was classic. Now she has to sleep with him.

So yes, it's still a great show. And yes Isaiah Washington will be back. And yes I want to be the beef in a Katherine Heigl/Kate Walsh sandwich. But please ABC. No more six week vacations. Or your viewers will be Lost.

Now Playing #1

2007-01-24T01:08:00.000-05:00

Garbage is the coolest post-punk band in the world.

TV Time-Out: #7

2007-01-19T23:14:00.000-05:00

If one was to chart the popular situation comedies in terms of mankind's evolution, I would venture The Honeymooners represents the invention of the wheel. A single-camera, shot-on-film series, that featured Brooklyn native Jackie Gleason as NYC bus driver Ralph Kramden, this series has stood the test of time. (And obvious spin-offs, such as All In The Family and The King Of Queens have fared well, too..) If you have never seen a Honeymooners episode, I suggest you check one out.

The next significant entry on the evolutionary scale would be I Love Lucy, which I don't really like, but admire regardless. It represents the "horse and buggy" so to speak. It was the first televised situation comedy that had a woman as the lead character. (Lucille Ball garnered such popularity and power from this series, she later formed a production company and was behind the original Star Trek.) Not to mention her Latin Lover Desi was smart enough to conceive the idea of three live-stage cameras. This allowed for creative editing without re-takes and remains the industry standard today.

Seinfeld marks the next major step up. A comedy about nothing, this one is akin to the mass production of the car, or how individual narcissism is actually more important than world peace or ending poverty. Featuring four individuals living in NYC, each is completely preoccupied with a self-loathing abandonment of family, the pursuit of greed and sex, and an open hostility towards others. Especially those that exhibit any sign of decency.

Which brings me to my final evolutionary analogy: Arrested Development, the comedic equivalent of man's flight to the moon. The first time I ever watched an episode of this series, I was slightly, and briefly perplexed by the flow and charm of the story. But by the second and third episodes, I was laughing non-stop. And wondering, how does something like this exist without the hype and fanfare it deserves? I literally stumbled upon it.

Centered around the crazy Bluth family, AD employs a documentary-styled look complete with scene-by-scene narration via Ron Howard. Set in Newport Beach, the series was created by Mitchell Hurwitz (The Ellen Show, Golden Girls, etc.) and has earned six Emmys and a Golden Globe. Unfortunately, the show never really caught on, and production stopped in February 2006.

The original concept for this vehicle was a "riches to rags" story, in the shadow of the growing corporate scandals that seem to plague our society. All of the Bluth family members are excessive in nature, and fail to understand their family wealth is lost. The one exception is Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) who attempts regularly to convert any remaining family assets into a new business model. His father George (Jeffrey Tambor) is in jail for crimes he may or may not have committed. George constantly manipulates and degrades Michael, while his mother Lucille (Jessica Walker) continues to drink and spend money like the old days.

Michael's twin sister Lindsay (Portia de Rossi), and his brothers George (Will Arnett) and Buster (Tony Hale) all have issues with their parents and money, and do everything in their power to complicate and stop Michael's quest. Perhaps one of the funniest character is Linsay's husband Tobias Funke (David Cross) who happens to exhibit speech and mannerisms that hint at obvious homosexual tendencies.

All in all, I can't say enough about this show. I seriously doubt there will ever be a situation comedy as funny as Arrested Development. It's a little tough to find, but it is out there and has a big cult following. If you get a chance, check it out.

iPhone

2007-01-10T20:35:00.000-05:00

This thing looks fantastic. Apple rocks my world.

Closer

2007-01-04T22:49:00.000-05:00

It required three viewing attempts before I was actually able to complete this pompous stew to it's unclimatic, flat finale. But before I go all negative on you, Closer has a few merits. But I am not sure they justify the rental fee. This 2004 drama, as most of you may know, stars Natalie Portman as Alice, a misplaced American living in London. You may also be aware that this film attempts to address the sexual frustrations of contemporary human relationship through character dialogue. Well, at least that's the pretense I walked away with.

We are offered four basic personalities: the stripper, the caveman, the divorcee, and the wallflower. And the crude topics of lust, deception and revenge. The two male characters, (Caveman Clive Owens and Wallflower Jude Law) spend their entire screentime engaged in aggressive potty-talk, crying, cursing, and lamenting over the two female characters, (Divorcee Julie Roberts and Stripper Natalie Portman). Outside of the opening scene, which is unlike rest of the movie in it's beauty and style, this flick is rough. Clive, considered a handsome hunk by many, is often shot in sweaty close-up. He is out-of-control, and furious, often insulting and just plain ugly. Droopy Jude Law is well, unappealing. His suits hang limp off his frame, and he often looks in need of a bath. Director Mike Nichols may have sought to create this "look" for his leading men, but really now. This is the big screen.

There may be a whole philosophy behind making a film like Closer. It represents the obsessive id, the desire to control and know all about those we love. Frankly, I've never met men so interested in knowing every damn detail about a female's sexual past. I mean seriously now. Every minute you spend fighting with Natalie Portman for details of her previous liaisons is a minute she still has her pants on. Not a likely premise in real life, I assure you.

Ultimately, the problem with Closer is it has no humor. Not even dark humor. There is no irony. No redemption. But there is confusion: What's the point and can I get a refund?

Window In The Skies

2006-12-23T22:16:00.000-05:00

TV Time-Out: #6

2006-12-18T23:22:00.000-05:00

Big props to MTV's Rob & Big. I usually shy away from this network. They just don't show enough music videos, which was always their strength. They have a whole slew of reality dramas, which if you're like me, simply find boring. But Rob & Big is fresh, funny, and wholesome.

Let me quote the iTunes store: In this reality buddy comedy, professional street skater Rob Dyrdek and his best friend and bodyguard, Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, share a house in Hollywood Hills, bouncing from ridiculous moment to the next. Along with their mischievous little Bulldog, "Meaty," the unlikely trio make the world their playground and hit the streets on a constant quest for adventure and laughs.

The season finale is Thursday, 10:30 EST on MTV. You can download the first episode for free at iTunes.

Shades of Grey #2

2006-12-02T00:49:00.000-05:00

Well, I was very happy when Meredith and Derek finally shagged full-circle last week, and became a couple. Why? Because the series was running out of good reasons not to pursue other ideas. And besides, I've finally accepted both characters, flaws and all, and I am ready to move on.

I do like the Derek character. He is motivated, but not extreme. Concerned, but not perfect. He's emotionally damaged, but big enough not to let it weaken his passion. And in the end people, it's always about the passion.

Well, at least that is what this weeks episode would tell us.

The Burke and Cristina secret had soiled us all. It was like having secret sex. It's a power trip. Two giant minds, combined to form a single ego. Perverse in the chance of getting caught, and understanding the risk to their careers, they both failed in one basic concept: the trust of the patient. It's the biggest failure a medical professional can amke. And far more selfish than any love affair thus portrayed.

It took George, and his dad's condition, to finally force the truth to the surface. But it was Miranda, and her dialogue with Derek, which really fortified my satisfaction with this series. And why it remains #1 in ratings. While practicing on test dummies, (LA I don't know what they call those things!) Derek suddenly stops and expresses his concern about the risks associated with adult conjoined twins separation. Miranda, who has attempted to read Burke the riot act earlier, sees that Derek's hesitation is simply a manifesting of his failure to resolve Burke's problem. After all, Burke has made it no secret that he thinks Derek failed him.

She simply explains how Burke and his ego failed, and that he, of all people should have followed a basic procedure, one that would have involved follow-up visits, which would have revealed his "twitchy" 2-million dollar hand.

Blue Man Group

2006-11-26T00:15:00.000-05:00

I recently had the good fortune to see The Blue Man Group at the Charles Street Playhouse in Boston. This has been a desire of mine for several years and I am happy to report the show does not disappoint. At first, the idea of seeing the show was last minute, arriving at the theatre at 9:30, hoping there would still be tickets available. There were a couple of balcony seats with partially obstucted views. The women in the ticket booth kindly explained it was the wire railing that interfered with the sight of the stage and really wasn't that big of a deal. Okay, Fine. But at $50 bucks a head, you still purchase with slight hesitation.

Over the years, the television ads for this show have always promised a wild ride. An interactive carnival, a bigger than life production. And the promo sound bites and video clips supported this idea. But the reality is this is a very small venue, not actually on Charles Street and really just barely in the theatre district. (A couple strong storms might blow the whole deal into the South End.) I wouldn't use the phrase dive, but the theatre itself is quite small and rough around the edges. In a good way.

There is a bar to hang out in prior to actually taking your seat. This seemed like a wise idea at the time, as it would have taken too much time to make our way back to any established eatery or pub and still return in time for the 10pm show. So we sat among an eclectic group of individuals. It was a rather enjoyable, quiet time. By the time we made it upstairs to our seats, I was delighted to see there were waitresses serving drinks to audience members. That was a first for me. Regardless, it didn't turn the crowd crazy, but seemed like a fun idea.

As it turned out, the two-hour production is indeed a rollercoaster ride, but in between the insane visuals and complex drumming, there are small skits and videos that humorously dissect modern life. The three actors wear skin caps and blue face paint, and do not speak. While there is no concrete reasoning to why they exist or what purpose they serve, it is easy to accept them as space aliens who are attempting to learn our ways. This is a fast-paced, two-hour adventure, that has these Blue Men in the audience almost as much as they are on the stage. While I won't give specific details on the actual material, I will say there is also a small rock band that backs-up all the drumming these guys do, and at times it felt like you were witnessing a new musical art form. It was great fun and I would recommend this show for just about anybody, ages 9 to 99!!

Cool Poster #1

2006-11-11T23:04:00.000-05:00

Ahhhh, that's what a garter belt is for:
To hold your penis.

Shades Of Grey

2006-10-13T22:15:00.000-05:00

Since I managed to miss the first four episodes of Grey's Anatomy, I was tempted to avoid watching it all together. That is, I could wait until summer, and catch the entire 3rd season from start to finish. But it is one of my favorite television shows and it just didn't make sense to deny myself the pleasure. And I was quite curious as to whether the cast and crew could pull it off. I imagine it takes tremendous energy to keep something fresh and funny. So when I heard ABC was to re-air the fourth episode tonight, I jumped right in.

When I first reviewed GA on this blog, I mentioned the lead character is weak. Meredith Grey plays an intern that is no stranger to the lustful desires of her handsome co-star actors. In this season, her wishy-washy demure continues. And in this particular episode, the writers have her doped-up since she has appendicitis and will need surgery. Clever guys!!! This way she can mumble and whine her way through the hour, calling out to other characters, and remind us of past plot structures. This may be handy for the newbies, but I've been watching since the first season. And I ain't buying. I still don't believe a surgeon and a vet are locked in quest for her character's heart. Face it, they're both prettier than she is!! (I would buy it if it was Izzie. She's hot.)

And speaking of Izzie, I still love her character. She has quit the intern program due to last season's fiasco with Denny. Cristina and Burke are still interesting to watch. And I find myself enjoying Addison more and the depth she adds to the show.

I'll confess my confusion regarding the relationship with George and Callie. I thought it would be a given, that at this point of the season, they would be an established couple. But instead, she is still chasing him. This episode finds her inviting George to her hotel room for some hot monkey sex, a gesture of a new beginning. Callie oozes sexual chemistry, but when George turns her down, she's done with him. George it would seem, needs to be there for Izzie. It would seem he has turned into one of the ladies. (Couldn't he comfort Izzie in the morning after hot monkey sex and a plate of ribs from room service?!)

Regardless, it remains a great show.

Hot Blog #1

2006-10-12T20:07:00.000-05:00

I am sure all my fellow bloggers have opted to explore new blogs thru the blogger sign-in menu. It's an opportunity worth a few clicks among the rolling titles. Most are forgettable. But sometimes I stumble onto something profound. Truewifeconfessions is such a blog. I think I know what you're all thinking. Here is a guy that thought he had stumbled upon some plethora of horny housewife chatter. Shame on you, how dare you make assumptions like that based on my gender!!? (Actually that would be a correct assumption, but let's just say I was partially right!) What I found instead was a series of brief, online confessions from real women, about their real, often desperate lives. These are submitted to Dawn, the moderator of the blog, who simply cuts and pastes the emails as she receives them. In her FAQ section, she suggests that most are real, because they sound real. And I agree. While I feel there may be some repeats, or even "enhanced" confessions, to read them is to feel them, and there is powerful social commentary to be made here about blogging. (It's the power of the internet, baby!!)

It has certainly driven-home some solid theories I have had on the fairer sex. (I would point to my long held theory that daily showers gets a man more booty.) Well that's the consensus according to several of the confessors. (Or is it confessees?) Whatever. Check it out, read a page or two, and draw your own conclusions. It sure has opened my eyes.

http://truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com/

G4

2006-10-05T23:16:00.000-05:00

My recent addition of cable television has successfully exposed me to a multitude of crystal clear junk. With the three fuzzy broadcast channels gone, 50 network stations have taken their place and I realize there is almost too much stuff to watch. You see, comedy sitcoms never really ever go away. They just go into syndication. Where they repeat ad infinitum. Where else, but on cable, can one see four episodes of Law & Order in one afternoon? All from the 1990s!! And then there are the cable news programs that feature an endless parade of "experts" that will drone on about any current event you can imagine. (They prefer topics that involve sex. That really disgusts them. In fact it disgusts them so much, they'll talk about it for hours.) Then one has the nature channels, that features animals and other species not related to us. And the weather channels, which may actually be handy for the traveling salesperson or airline pilot, but not anyone in a rush for a forecast. I mean, there really is something for everyone when it comes to cable television. There is even a channel that tells you what is on the other channels!!! You never have to leave your house to get a TV Guide!! And I got the basic package. Imagine what other gems could be had if I went Premium!!

But there is actually one channel that rocks my world. And that channel is G4TV. This is a Comcast owned, LA-based station that is geared towards that hyper-desired demographic: The 18-35 year old male. (Well they've got me hooked.) The G4 channel was originally designed for those crazy video gamers. (The "4" represents the ordered creative generations of video games: text, sprites, polygons and textures.) I never saw the original G4 programming as it has morphed into a general interest station, which still caters to the man in us all. (Yes, you crazy ladies may even find some of this stuff fun!)

G4 divides about half of it's airtime between original content, (Attack of the Show!, X-Play, Brainiac, Cheaters, Cheat!, Ed the Sock's Night Party, Ninja Warriors and Cinematech) and syndicated stuff, (Arrested Development, Totally Outrageous Behavior, The Man Show, Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Banzai). I hope to review some of these shows in the near future. But I find this stuff hip, funny and certainly naughty, (As seems to be a common word used to describe me these days!) But in just the right doses. (Now you all know why I haven't posted in six weeks!!) Check it out!! G4 rules!!

Please note for my beloved Canadians: It called G4techTV up there!

Behind Enemy Lines

2006-08-15T21:37:00.000-05:00

Released in 2001, Behind Enemy Lines is based on the experiences of Air Force Captain Scott O' Grady. It centers on the Bosnian war and an aircraft carrier during it's final stages of NATO deployment. During a routine surveillence flight, Navigator Chris Burnett, (Owen Wilson) and pilot Jeremy Stackhouse, (Gabriel Macht) unwisely enter a no-fly zone to investigate radar activity. What they discover and photograph is a group of active Serbian forces. But after they buzz the group and photograph the activity, their F/A-18F Super Hornet is brought down with a couple of SAMs. Because the Serbs are engaged in both a peace process and secret ethnic cleansing, (polite phrase for murder), they really do not want the Americans to ecsape. It would expose their violent misdeeds. And thus the adventure unfolds.

This is a tight adventure drama, that sheds light on a conflict many of us know little about. Owen treats the Burnett character with determination and humor in just the right doses, keeping the story and action moving forward. Workhorse Gene Hackman, so often cast as the stubborn outcast determined to do right, plays the frustrated American Aircraft Admiral Leslie Reigart. The tension increases as Reigart is repeatedly rebuffed by UN officials, preventing a US military-sponsored rescue of the hunted American navigator. It is also the Hackman character that keeps Burnett from giving up on his quest for freedom, as he stays just out of reach of the pursuing Serbs. (They communicate via two-way radio frequency.)

I commend this film for it's action and ability to express the horror of ethnic cleansing without explicit graphic imagery. Solid rental for anyone hungry for action adventure.

The Hills Have Eyes

2006-07-26T20:52:00.000-05:00

This DVD, which incidentally is an unrated version, is simply the most horrific, frightening, bizarre film I have ever witnessed. Now please do not take that statement lightly. While the horror genre has never been my staple, cult classics have always rated high on my list of must-see movies. And I can recall a couple scary movies that not only had gory moments, but featured uncontrolled atmospheric suspense. The type of suspense that starts with the opening credits and stays with you the entire 90 minutes. The first Halloween movie comes to mind. (And it really didn't have that much blood in it.) Dawn of the Dead is another creep feature that takes a few days to get over. And the first Alien movie, which felt like you were there on the spaceship with the crew. (And the creature.)

Well this 2006 re-make of Wes Cravens' 1977 original, (which I have not seen) feels bad from the beginning and continues downhill from there. I think for the vast majority of the population, this movie is far too intense and violent to be even considered. And even I had to stop the player a couple of times, and take a break. But for those jaded members of society, who can keep pace with the emotional demands of an extreme, yet ultimately brilliant horror movie - this is a must see.

(Just don't watch it in the dark.)

Freaky Friday

2006-06-08T00:40:00.000-05:00

Freaky Friday fills a very rare niche in today's teen market. This 2003 film, starring Jamie Lee Curtis as widowed mother Tess Coleman and her attitude-driven teen Anna (Linsay Lohan) examines the ever complex, forever changing relationship between mother and daughter through the comedy genre. The premise finds these feuding females switching material bodies under an Asian spell, with the only hopes of returning to reality based on a mutual understanding and trust of each other.

Freaky Friday is very similar to the Disney Family movies of the seventies. Films such as: Old Yellow, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, and The Shaggy DA, were intelligent enough to appeal to both parent and child. It is important that there are productions that target both age groups, and are family friendly. Freaky Friday is very successful at illuminating the profound importance of the teen years, a period that often becomes nothing short of a brutal introduction into the adult world. (It shouldn't be!!) It is funny to see the spirit of mother Jamie try to apply dry logic and paternal concern to slow and organize Lohan's teen life.

It is equally funny to see Lohan, suddenly in an adult body, eagerly driving her mom's Volvo and using her credit cards for a make-over. Sure it's all predictable. And yes it has a happy ending. But the point is this film has many funny moments and makes for great entertainment. And if it gets moms and daughters in the same room laughing, then it's a hit in my book.

Summer Read #1

2006-06-01T19:01:00.000-05:00

The 12th Edition of Solar Living Source Book is 564-pages of info that reads like a blueprint of hope. There is no doubt that most rational human citizens have a nervous eye on the gas gauge when they commute to work these days. And many of us suffer a mild panic attack when the utility bills arrive in the mail. There is good reason for this. Growing societies are drinking from a finite reserve of petroleum, gas and coal resources.

It is always important to try and keep emotions at bay when one attempts a global understanding of the energy grid that powers the globe. For instance, I am not sure whether the concept of peak oil is entirely accurate. It is a geographical guessing game, flavored with science and politics. Will we ever know the exact amount of fossil fuels left on our planet? Probably not. But what stands out is the extreme record-breaking weather that seems to be occurring on regular basis. Monsoons, floods, droughts, hurricanes and melting ice caps seem to dominate the news. Hopefully it is affecting not just our daily lives, but our attitude, too.

The SLSB is at first, a tough nut to crack. This is because author John Schaffer has it all covered, and renewable energy is a complex subject. But if you consider yourself green, and by that I mean you try to limit your energy footprint, then this book is a must. Once you begin to grasp the philosophical approach to renewable technologies, you may find yourself eagerly dreaming about how you can apply them to your everyday life. Not only does the book explain the various aspects of solar, wind, and hydro power generation, but offers your a venue to purchase said items.

And even if you do not own a home or building, the book offers many optional solutions, on a much smaller scale. This is a great book for anybody interested in renewable energy and the future of our planet.

Eyes Wide Shut

2006-05-08T18:15:00.000-05:00

Stanley Kubrick has always been considered a genius filmmaker. A master of his craft, he had the gift. While his subject matter has varied greatly over his career, his technical audacity has always pushed the limits of standard motion picture production. (Barry Lyndon for instance, included night scenes illuminated only by candles, and required custom lenses.) Eyes Wide Shut is no exception.

While Kubrick was born in Brooklyn, his scorn for the USA led him to eventually relocate across the pond and settle in England. And his refusal to return stateside for any reason, led to a studio recreation of lower Manhattan for his last film: Eyes Wide Shut. While this option was certainly more expensive than simply shooting on location, it added a creepy, surreal feel to the film.

Crafted after the short novel Traumnovelle by Arthur Schnitzler, EWS stars Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. They play a married couple in the film, and were actually married in real life during production. While the film didn't fare particularly well with critics or fans, there is enough subject matter and style in this film to at least warrant a deeper look under the hood.

Cruise plays Dr. Bill Hartford. The film beginning sequence features him getting ready with his wife Alice, for a party of a close friend. It is an interesting and visually rich scene, that treats us to an insiders view of the couple's safety zone. The Manhattan apartment they live in is well-furnished and comfortable. They appear comfortable as a couple, and we learn they have a young child that will be watched by the babysitter. The Hartfords then leave to attend a very formal and upscale gathering.

Kubrick effectively draws the viewer into a place that feels real, appears tasteful, and as one on the other side of the fence might imagine - enjoyable. But this is where things become very unreal and dreamlike. And false representation becomes the central theme of the film. Almost immediately upon arriving at the party, events seem to conspire against the couple. The world outside of their home seems to be wrought with sexual peril and temptation. And while Dr. Bill Hartford's character seem amazed by it and seeks to follow it in fascination and want to put it under a microscope, Alice is liberated and simply tempted by the sheer thrill of the carnal possibilities.

And thus Bill's journey begins, his slow-motion journey into the shadows of the night. A bellicose dance with the good and bad in his heart, that eventually finds him with a fulfilled sense of emptiness and guilt. The original complaints about the film included a shallowness in the Cruise/Kidman characters. And that Manhattan didn't look like Manhattan. But upon reviewing the DVD, the lack of real city detail or even sunlight in this film, adds credence to the unconfirmed nature of the characters and their place in the universe. Its ambivalence allows the viewer to adapt the concept that all conscious decision is born from the subconscious. And harmony can on be achieved through the balance of the two.

TV Time-Out: #5

2006-04-27T10:44:00.000-05:00

"How I Met Your Mother" is a what I consider an honest attempt by CBS to cross-pollinate age demographics. And they darn well almost pull it off. The premise is simple, yet effective. P.O.V. father speaking to son & daughter about his past adventures leading up to his eventual goal: winning mommy's heart. That's the quick set-up, with the kids maybe asking a quick question, or making a comment, and it's flashback to 2006. It's here we get a real-time account of the father's story.

Cute and honest.

I really love this show. It has a broad range of appeal for many generations, as many of us have hooked-up in major urban areas. It does not smell of "Friends" which I have always found empty and crass. And the characters do fall in and out of bed with each other, so it's not lame in that sense.

It's not often you get a comedy that deals effectively with that troublesome period of life where the partying is coming to an end, and a soul is ready to settle-down and marry. "How I Met Your Mother" fills that gap.

La Dolce Vita

2006-04-17T23:06:00.000-05:00

Almost anybody with a love for cinema is familiar with the name Fellini. It is a name associated with the craft of motion picture production. Federico Fellini is one of those rare directors that consistently produced movies of elevated caliber. And "La Dolce Vita" may be the cherry on that proverbial sundae. A lengthy yet engrossing film that examines the interactions of a young celebrity writer in Rome during the late 1950s. Marcello (Macello Mastroianni) lives an empty life among the rich and famous whom frequent the clubs of Via Veneto. While he grovels at the heels of high society, grabbing at the crumbs that fall to his feet, Marcello's eyes occasionally sparkle with passion, his true inspiration is in the novel he is destined to write.

But he is too easily distracted by the complexities of life and the profound, underscored theme that it may all be for nothing. Much of this miscommunication comes from the over-complex relationships he has fostered with three women. He has his scatterbrained lover, (Yvonne Furneaux) who uses the threat of suicide to get the attention of the absent Marcello. Then there is the beautiful and rich socialite, (Anouk Aimee) who will slum it with our hero, but in reality is unattainable due to that pesky restraint called class division. And then there is the ultimate temptress, the bombshell movie actress, (Anita Ekberg) who he chases all over late night Rome.

Life really is about missed opportunities, and the ability to slow down long enough to find them. Fellini is showing us that the emptiness in Marcello's life is by choice. And if you decide to rent "La Dolce Vita" give yourself the time to enjoy it. (It runs about three hours, but I feel it's worth every second.) It's a great film.

Television Time-Out #4

2006-04-04T20:08:00.000-05:00

When Dan Rather announced his retirement following what many perceived as bias reporting on his behalf, there was a collective sigh of relief around the watercooler at his network. Well, I assume there was a sigh of relief. The CBS Evening News had been trailing NBC and ABC for what must have seemed like forever. In fact, with Rather gone, there began a series of statements by CBS Chairman Les Moonves about changing the traditional news format. This would involve bringing in a younger anchor, with the end goal of attracting a younger demographic. You know, the kids that supposedly buy everything.

Taking Rather's place on a temporary basis has been CBS correspondent Bob Schieffer. Mr. Schieffer has served with CBS since 1969, acting as the Washington moderator on Face The Nation since 1991. And while he is a familiar face to television viewers, I think he has surprised many of us with the degree of professionalism he has brought to the 6:30 newscast. Maybe we had all become so jaded with the lock and jowl mannerisms of Mr. Rather, that we had forgotten that CBS was once the home of the great Walter Cronkite. Or maybe Mr. Schieffer is just really good at what he does. You know. A professional?

The program now features unrehearsed, live discussions between Schieffer and the field correspondents. The anchor has an even approach to the news, but still gives the impression he a human guy and not a stuffed shirt. How unfortunate that the corporation that has so many hit programs under it's belt, as well as the NFL broadcasting contract, seems to fancy the notion Katie Couric is going to transform broadcast journalism as we know it. The rumors seem to be leaning towards booting Bob, and giving Couric the anchor desk. Let's hope this one stays a rumor.

Breakfast At Tiffany's

2006-03-29T20:30:00.000-05:00

The satirized social scene of "Breakfast At Tiffany's" provides comic relief to the dark undercurrent of the lead character Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn) in this enjoyable film from the early 1960's. Set in Manhattan, Director Blake Edwards comic brilliance sets the off-beat, the off-hand, and the offensive, (Rooney's portrayal of Mr. Yunioshi) in frantic interplay around queen bee Holly.

The consenting socialite, Hepburn was in fine form with her portrayal of a young woman too scared to slow down and too proud to face her demons. Instead she jumps from scene to scene, savoring every delightful experience, pausing ever so rarely to adjust her hat or don her sunglasses. And then it is off to the next adventure.

Her would be suitor, Paul Varjak, or "Fred" as she calls him, is effectively played by George Peppard. While attracted by Holly, he is not enchanted. He correctly suspects Holly can't keep up the pace of her lifestyle, and this bee will eventually fall from exhaustion into his arms.

I've seen this film several times and find it quite entertaining and funny. The strange thing is, I don't even think they could make a film like this today. Society wouldn't allow it. But fortunately, we still have the original and it is as good as the day it premiered.

Television Time-Out #3

2006-03-11T19:48:00.000-05:00

Every Friday night, at 7:30 p.m., you will find me glued to my CRT, eagerly absorbing the political lovefest known as "The McLaughlin Group." Now I know some of you hipsters find this sort of show as exciting as stubbing your toe. I get it. But there is still a part of me that gets excited over the broad range of social dissent humans are capable of expressing. And the fact that we can yell about it. Well, at least these commentators yell.

For over twenty years, John McLaughlin has moderated a panel of four, where intense political debate erupts over the crucial issues facing the USA. The program runs 30 minutes and usually covers three issues, the first two of some dire importance, the third being some fluff piece. (I've always assumed that the last topic was really designed to let everyone cool their jets.) John usually introduces the subject, and then cuts the dogs and cats loose for what often ends in bitter disagreement.

Currently there are three returning regulars and one new guest every week. The current regulars include: Pat Buchanan, a former Nixon aide, Presidential Candidate and columnist. He's the Patriotic Conservative. Tony Blakely, he is British-born and currently the editorial page editor for the Washington Times. He's the global free-trade conservative. And Eleanor Clift, a contributing editor for Newsweek magazine. She represents the liberal Eastern Establishment, so to say.

John himself, who always gets the last word in, has a tendency to be the moderate, but bucks the populist trend if there is a need to stir the political muck. He always ends the program with his signature, "Bye-bye!"

Where's Donnie?

2006-03-08T01:22:00.000-05:00

High on the Carpathian Ridge is where Donnie discovers his destiny. And it is here we start the story. A story that values the importance of life's decisions and the soul's quest for morality. Jake Gyllenhaal is perfectly cast as the boy named Donnie Darko who begins to have visions of a creepy man rabbit named Frank. The first of these encounters takes place on October 2, 1988. While sleepwalking, the rabbit tells Donnie the world will end in exactly 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds.

Director Richard Kelly has created a thought-provoking period piece, that is very open to personal interpretation. The film has a colorful and varied cast that rotate around Donnie's and his ascent out of modern purgatory. While living in the comfort of suburban Virginia, and attending a private high school, Donnie could be in any teen drama. But Kelly frequently flips the story over, and exposes the dark underbelly of human nature.

With an abundance of satire, hit 80's music, dark imagery and stellar acting, the film's time travel theory feels almost trivial. I saw it as a polite nod to the "Back To The Future" films of the 1980s. When Donnie's mother confronts him near the beginning of the film and asks pointblank: "Where do you go at night?" I felt this was a broader question being perhaps directed at all of us. Are dreams part of an alternate universe? Are we all interconnected spiritually, through dreams? Donnie Darko asks more questions than it answers. It's my kind of movie.

Frank Is My New Avatar

2006-03-03T17:05:00.000-05:00

Television Time-Out #2

2006-02-27T14:40:00.000-05:00

Yes I admit I watched some of the first season of ABC's "Desperate Housewives" TV series. It was dark and had some twisted moments. But it's appeal has faded fast and frankly, it now irritates me. But if not for DH, I would have never fallen for the brilliant "Grey's Anatomy." (Yes I said brilliant. When the networks get it right, and stick with it, they get a big gold stamp of approval from GetFlix.) I was lucky to catch the premier episode last year, right after DH.

GA is a comedy/drama that follows the complicated relationships of five surgical interns and their supervising doctors. The title is a play on words, as most medical professionals have come across the famous anatomy book titled: "Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body." (The central character is intern Dr. Meredith Grey.)

The cast is fab. Well matched and totally believable. (Sandra Oh won an emmy for her role as Dr. Cristina Yang.) The writing is outstanding. The music hip. And it airs Sunday night at 10pm. What more could you ask for?

Nosferatu

2006-01-11T00:33:00.000-05:00

This modern remake of Murnau's black and white classic does the original justice and then some. It has legs, or shall I say fingers of it's own. The super creepy original, a silent scream of a film released in 1911, has long been considered a masterpiece for its use of shadows and suspense. But German filmmaker Werner Herzog has several modern aspects of cinematography at his disposal, namely sound and color, to build upon this story of Count Dracula and thus he develops a more emotional motion picture.

Many moviegoers avoid the current horror genre, as the screen is too awash in red to merit anything but distaste. Traditional horror films were better at spooking people. They worked hard at building an ambiance, the dread was delivered a drop at a time, until the climatic overflow revealed the dreadful unexpected conclusion. This 1979 classic works on the same premise. Although I can't claim it to be a horrific ending, most of the film plays like a soft, dark, saturated nightmare. You run to get away, but you move in slow motion, and are helpless to shadows that surround you.

This film is based heavily on the 1897 Bram Stoker novel Dracula, although not as strict as an interpretation as Francis Ford Coppola's version in 1992. The original novel is written as a series of correspondences between English real estate lawyer Jonathan Harker and his fiancee Mina Murry. John has been dispatched to a remote castle in the Carpathian Mountains. This Nosferatu uses the same set-up, with the exception that the couple are married and living in Germany before he sets off.

One can not help wonder about potential contemporary parallels experienced at the time by a German director, lead actor and crew. Here we have a local "hero" sent East, into the dark, gloomy underbelly of Eastern Europe, only to return and destroy his town and culture in the process. (Remember the Berlin Wall was still up at this time.)

I love this film. It has the ambient tone and structuring of the original. But we get to hear the Count speak, and Klaus Kinski has to be recognized as the heart and soul of this endeavor. He is fantastic in this production. Even if he is one of the undead.

24fps: King Kong

2005-12-22T21:02:00.000-05:00

My review base is going to now include films I screen at traditional theatres. Most people understand that motion pictures are projected at 24 frames per second. So when you see the 24fps prior to a title, you know I ventured outside the house!

And what better title to check out than the new "King Kong." The buzz about this one is more confusing than drunk sex on a waterbed! The critics loved it, the critics hated it. And so on. I am here to set the record straight. Is this movie worth your hard-earned cash and three hours of your precious time? Read and learn.

There is much to praise about this film. Naomi Watts plays the stunning actress Ann Darlow and there are ample close-ups of both her and her love interest Kong. Jack Black is also believable as the greasy filmmaker Carl Denham. But Adrian Brody's character Jack Dricoll is not particularily relevant, and while I loved "The Pianist" and feel he was outstanding in that, his droopy demeanor in KK rubbed me the wrong way.

Which brings me to my main point. The editing. No motion picture can be all things to everyone. And Director Peter Jackson attempts to do just that with KK. There are too many set-ups and characters in the first third of the film. And it is difficult to determine just who we should be cheering for. By the time the ship crashes into Skull Island, the viewer may feel like jumping ship themselves. And then you have to endure the morbid walled graveyard of the natives. You know, the place they sacrifice the hot blondes that stumble across the uncharted island. The imagery was gross and not slightly disturbing.

So just when Carl Denham is about to get his head chopped-off, the ships captain, played by Thomas Kretschmann, shows-up with the guns, and saves the film crews ass. Which is interesting, because Captain Englehorn actually saves everybody's ass three times in this film, and each time it involves arming his guys with machine guns and pistols. And to be honest, Kretschmann is the best looking actor in the production. Which begs the question: Why would Ann Darlow have the hots for Dricoll, when Captain Englehorn is the one that keeps saving people from nasty natives and giant bugs?

But once we get past the big sacrifice, and Kong snatches our sweet, all-American blonde from the unwashed clutches of the island folk, the real film begins. And it's good.

The ape himself is amazing. The jungle island thick with creepy prehistoric critters. And Jack Black will win you over with his slimy tactics and mannerisms. By the time they capture the primate, you're primed for the New York City finale. And it doesn't disappoint. It is these last scenes that shine, and put this Kong on top. The relationship between the ape and human is real, a true bond of companionship and trust. And the climb to the top of the Empire State Building is both mind-blowing and heartbreaking.

Overall, King Kong is a great date flick. If dinner runs late, don't worry. You won't miss the good stuff.

Donnie Darko

2005-12-15T01:30:00.000-05:00

This is the original theatre poster for Donnie Darko. I will rewrite my review.

The Snowman

2005-12-09T11:24:00.000-05:00

With the Christmas Season upon us, and the snow and cold gripping most of the USA, I felt it would be appropriate to review a wonderful animated short for children and adults alike. "The Snowman" is a 26-minute story based on the soft crayon-styled drawing of Raymond Briggs' book of the same name. Released in Britain in 1982, it is truly a timeless classic that holds it's own against the over-digitized world we live in today. I love this story, and can strongly recommend it as a gift for anybody that enjoys a seasonal uplift, adults included!

Director Diane Jackson wisely duplicates Briggs crayon look, adding a gentle vibrating effect to the characters, that make them even more real. The story centers around a young boy that builds a snowman that comes to life, and the great adventure they share one winter night. There are no spoken words, but the musical score is well matched for the action. And the only singing, the climatic Alex Jones' "Walking In Air" may well bring a tear to your eye. This short is full of joy. It truly is a great gem!

The Bourne Identity

2005-12-05T20:34:00.000-05:00

Robert Ludlum's #1 best selling novel, "The Bourne Identity" has smooth savvy and intense action. Much of this has to do with Matt Damon as Jason Bourne. But there is no denying that Director Doug Liman has a heavy hand in keeping the pace and action tight and entertaining. This is not an over the top spy flick. It is not anything like the Bond films. In fact, this 2002 action thriller never insults the intelligence of the viewer. Even the car chase scene in Paris is masterfully crafted, yet highly credible. Folks that's good filmmaking.

A man is found floating in the open ocean by an Italian fishing boat. He has a bullet wound and no memory. He does have a small laser chip under the skin in his back which displays a Zurich bank account number. Upon returning to port, he sets off to discover his past before he loses his future. Shot entirely in Europe, the premise is total spook think and covert agency mishap. The more he learns, the tighter the noose. Fortunately the clueless Bourne is a killing machine, and the attempts on his life are met with deadly precision.

Franka Potente plays Marie Helena Kreutz, Bourne's love interest and friend. She gets caught-up in the frightening chase, and on several occasions you can really feel the dark despair they share. This is not a happy, all-is-well-in-the-world kinda film. In many ways, it forces you to think about rogue government agencies and their consequences. But Damon finds that with all the programming he's been subjected to, he still has a conscience. And that's the hope in this little Pandora's Box. Simply awesome film.

Bound

2005-11-19T23:37:00.000-05:00

This is a chix flick. Meaning there are two of them and they are hot. Violet (Jennifer Tilly) and Corky (Gina Gershon) ignite the screen in what could only be called a "lesbian noir."

Released in 1996, "Bound" on DVD is unrated. It was written and directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski, (of Matrix fame!) and I must say they have perfected the art of cinematic light. The transfer, in my humble opinion, is fantastic. The resolution is high, with rich blacks and staturated colors. The sets have a 1940s, art deco feel, but we are constantly reminded this is a current story, as modern motif's and appliances slip into scenes. And while the first half of the film may seem slightly slow, the second half busts out like a cork from a champagne bottle.

Corky is out of prison, and given a job as an apartment super. Her apartment is next to a mobster named Caesar, (Joe Pantoliano) and his girlfriend Violet. As the two immediately develop chemistry while eyeballing each other on the elevator, it takes the two passionate sex scenes, almost one right after another, to fully understand the relationship they have with their own lives, destiny and each other. And it is here, after the sex, that we can see how they are meant for each other, but bound to the dangerous world of men and violence.

This film works on so many levels. It is a tribute to the great gangster noirs of the 1940s to 1950s. It is a film about love and trust, and the unique bond women form when they are abused by men. And it is about the never ending quest for happiness and wealth, and what people will do to each other to get it.

Picasso Triggerfish

2005-11-04T22:08:00.000-05:00

I am going to start spotlighting specific specimens that many marine aquarists find popular. First up is my favorite, the triggerfish. This particular type of fish falls into one of two categories. You either love them, or you hate them. For instance, Angelfish come in such a tremendous variety of colors and sizes, almost every marine aquarist has one they like. (For me the Coral Beauty Angelfish is a great addition!)

But Angelfish requirements can lead to beginner failure. Survival is linked to a well established tank with abundant foraging. They are a costly temptation, with individuals starting around $25 and going sky-high from there. For those who have been in this hobby for decades, as opposed to years, my banter may seem trivial. But for those of us that are interested in a salt water tank, on a modest budget, the triggerfish may be the answer. But you either love them or hate them. Let me explain.

Triggerfish are like dogs. That's the best analogy I can come up with, because I have both. These fish are funky looking to some, stunningly beautiful to others. Some get along with others. Many eat everything and anything in the tank. There really are few fish that can stand up to the appetite of a determined trigger. (Mine even took the time to eat my cleaner snails!) So it is most likely this hardy, tough fish could be the only character in your tank!

I seriously doubt there is any specimen of fish, (marine or fresh) that you can keep as a pet, that will exhibit learned behavior better than the trigger! But I am going to make the triggerfish a two chapter post. My next Marine Spotlight will feature the requirements of keeping a triggerfish and some of the funky stuff they do!

Team America

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This is one of the funniest DVD's I have ever rented. And it really isn't a classic yet, since it was released in 2005. But it has a somewhat cult following already.

First the disclaimer, "Team America" spoofs everything, leaving no political, sexual or personal niche safe. If you can handle this fact, then you most likely will find yourself laughing throughout the entire DVD. And the cast is entirely animated puppets. There are no humans in this film.

Team America is a special police force that fights international crime. They are headquartered inside Mount Rushmore, and each member has a certain talent in addition to the usual shooting and killing. After they lose one of their members during a mission in France, they recruit Gary Johnston, a famous Broadway actor. (He is the lead in the smash hit "Lease" if you know what I mean!) Gary gets patriotic and agrees to join. Our team sets out to save the world.

It is important to know that this masterpiece, and I say that sincerely, is the work of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the same guys that brought the animated Southpark series. So expect crude humor of all shades. But view the dark irony in this endeavor as a portrait of the absurd, for this film strikes eerily close to reality.

Oh and the best part? They are straight up celebrity bashers! But to add any more to this review would detract from the absolute fun you'll get from this rental.

P.S. This one is for the grown-ups

Chloe In The Afternoon

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What an absolute gem! This is a French classic, the final installment in Director's Eric Rohmer's six moral tales series. This is the first movie I have ever seen by him. I initially didn't know what to expect from this DVD, and if you are expecting a hard hitting, over-the-edge drama, I can suggest you skip this title.

But if you are looking for a DVD that slowly draws you into a thick, brewing broth of emotions, that eventually boils over with a sudden conclusion, this rental is for you. Released in 1972, this film does not feel as dated as one would expect. The print transfer is decent, and there is nothing that distracts the viewer from the story. Sure the phones are huge, but for the most part the viewer will be able to overlook the few moments that shout seventies, and be able to focus on the story.

The first third of CITA, acts as a character study. Here we learn Frederic (Bernard Verley) is married to the attractive Helene (Francoise Verley) and lives in a neighborhood outside of Paris. He enjoys reading, and commutes on the train to work. He also enjoys watching women, and often wonders what it would be like not to be married.

The women that work in his office are attractive, and yet there is little evidence of any serious flirtation. We get the impression he is satisfied with his life, although if pushed, he may have an affair. That push comes with the unexpected visit of a former lover, Chloe (Zouzou) who seems desperate to gain control of her life and seduce Frederic at the same time. As the unpredictable Chloe emerges and disappears throughout the last two thirds of this tale, she lures Frederic closer to the pool of seduction. Will he jump in?

In conclusion, this is a great film. Subdued in tone, but somewhat serious in theme.

Television Timeout #1

2005-10-19T06:44:00.000-05:00

I have a small kitchen television I keep on when cooking and cleaning. This gives me the opportunity for a Television Timeout! A chance to knock or praise a current broadcast program. (Sorry folks, I can't afford cable.)

NBC's "The Office" is a show that I love! It involves the dreadful daily going-ons in a Pennsylvania paper suppy company. Shot in a fake documentary style, we get a glimpse at the satirical outcome of humans placed in a confined environment. Sexual tensions, power maneuvering, and a love denied are the common themes, with characters often trying to explain particularily difficult situations with direct camera confessions.

Actor Steve Carell plays office manager Michael Scott. Often insensitive, and not very bright, it becomes easy to feel sorry for him, as many of his underlings are miles ahead of him. He often interjects tasteless humor when he feels his intellect is threatened. It you get a chance, give this dark little sitcom a try. It's on Tuesday nights at 9:30 on NBC.

The Last Waltz

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The Band was one of the most influential and talented rock groups to emerge from the seventies. I was initially turned on to this film by my dad, who is a big Dylan fan. But while The Band's country rock sound may not be for everyone, this beautiful film has gained a large following. And the DVD transfer is rich, clean and with award-winning voice commentary!

Director Martin Scorcese weaves band interviews, live performances, and choreographed music in what is considered one of the best rock films ever made. The concept is simple, throw a good-bye, Thanksgiving concert, and invite famous musicians that have been part of your storied career. Some of the special guests include Ronnie Hawkins, Van Morrison, Eric Clapton, The Staples, Joni Mitchell, Dr. John, Muddy Waters, Emmylou Harris, Ron Wood, and of course Bob Dylan.

The Band was: Robbie Robertson (guitar); Richard Manuel (piano, harmonica, drums, saxophone); Garth Hudson (organ, piano, clavinet, accordion, synthesizer, saxophone); Rick Danko (bass guitar, violin, trombone); and Levon Helm (drums, mandolin, guitar, bass guitar). The film emphasizes the musical diversity of the members, as you get to see each member, with the exception of Robertson, play a secondary instrument.

There are moments of great joy as the musicians celebrate great songs on stage, as well as moments of sadness, as they realize it is all about to end. A truly great rental!

Blade Runner

2005-10-15T20:06:00.000-05:00

Released in 1982, Blade Runner was not a box office success, but has subsequently attained cult status. In the original release print, the main character, Rich Deckard (Harrision Ford) had voiceover narration and a somewhat happy ending. In 1992, it was re-released under the much touted "Director's Cut" concept, where one hopes to get something better. (Or at least more skin.) In this case we get something better. Gone is the voiceover narration. And the happy ending is modified. So this review reflects these changes, since it was the "Director's Cut" that made it to DVD.

Here is the opening roll-up text found at the very beginning of Blade Runner. It does an excellent job of introducing the story:

"Early in the 21st Century the Tyrell Corporation advanced Robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant.

The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them.

Replicants were used Off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets.

After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an Off-world colony, Replicants were declared illegal on earth - under the penalty of death.

Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

This was not called execution.

It was called retirement."

The story takes place in the year 2019, and is set in a crowded, apocalyptic Los Angeles. The role of law-enforcement, urban sprawl, dignity for life, genetic engineering and human emotion are played out with such insight, that it is a challenge to find a film today to match the insightfulness of Blade Runner. This film came just three years after Director Ridley Scott made his very scary 1979 Aliens.

Rick Deckard is a former Blade Runner forced to re-submerge himself into the role of lawman. He is considered the only one capable of finding and destroying these robots. Is he also one of them?

This is a complex, revealing, insightful, and quite brilliant motion picture.

GetFlix rates Blade Runner: 10

Welcome!

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My DVD tastes run the entire spectrum, but specifically cult classics, art documentaries, and sci-fi will show up here regularily.

I would also appreciate any other blogger's comments and recommendations! Outside of the review and genre, I'll try to give insight into a film's relationship to other productions from that time period. This might help you in determining whether you really want to rent a particular DVD.

First one up is an original masterpiece from the 80's: Blade Runner